An Open Letter to The Internet

Dear Internet,

I love you rather a lot. You have provided me with much amusement, information and diversion in the course of my life, and I'm not ungrateful for that.

But lately, Internet, I have been wondering about a few things:

1. In what way is Justin Bieber relevant to this discussion?

2. Why does scum float to the top of ponds, but to the 'Comments' section online?

3. Has ANYONE heard of 'Don't like, don't watch'?

4. Could the people who are whining in the aforementioned comment section do better themselves?

5. Why are cats so much funnier on the Internet?

6. Why are so many people so bad at spelling?

Anyway, while there are places within your Terabytes of data that I will never tread, I'm still a big fan, Internet.

But if you did something about the Justin Bieber sucks/is brilliant people, I'd be really grateful.

Love,

The Exegesis Fairy.